Stinking rich

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Source: M-H Jeeves

The billionaire backing efforts to perfume the world’s problem pongs

Last November, Bill Gates knowingly gifted the world’s caption writers an open goal by holding a flask under his nostrils and breathing in the worst smell in the world. Manfully keeping a straight face under extreme olfactory duress, he described it as ‘a potent combination of sewage stink, barnyard sweat, and bitter ammonia topped off with vomit – or was it parmesan cheese?’